If you don’t believe me, I made it up
Beggars can’t be choosers, but they can win this show!
This is my brain. Well, this is my brain on chalk.
Vegas says I have a 1% chance to win today
A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. And so did daddy.
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year
Ship your gifts today so they can be lost by Christmas
How can a person draw a blank?
