One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
Oscar Wilde
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis
I like men who have a future and women who have a past
Oscar Wilde
German Numerology Club? Nein!
French Roller Coaster Club? Ouiiiiiiiii!
Shania Twain = Swiss Miss
Crash in Bern = Swiss Mess
I’ll start listening when you stop talking.
A wolf in sheep’s clothing? Ewe bet!
Those who live for curling should throw stones.
Is it just coincidence that lawyer and liar sound alike?
