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Stat Man > Stat Boy

Japanese Acrophobia Club? Hai!

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Growing old is mandatory: growing up is optional

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

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Don’t confuse me with facts, my mind’s already cluttered enough!

Air pollution is a mist-demeanor

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Archeologists will date any old thing

Why does sour cream have an expiration date

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Worship me and we’ll get along just fine

My job is so secret. Even I don’t know what it is.

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