Sumo wrestling is of the survival of the fattest
The young know the rules. The old know the exceptions.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate
Don’t act like you’re not impressed
I am disappointment in you’re grammar
Who’s your paddy?
Not only am I perfect. I’m Irish too.
My optometrist can’t see me, today.
It is mandatory for people to get old, but it is optional for people to grow up.
Are the voices in my head bothering you?
