I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter
How did the “keep off the grass” signs get there?
When all is said and done, more is said than done
Due to lack of interest, today has been postponed
You’d be paranoid, too, if they were all out to get you
0 days without a lost time accident
I’ve got high blood pressure….don’t you make it any worse.
Don’t rush me, I’m making mistakes as fast as I can.
Don’t you just hate rhetorical questions?
Me a skeptic? I hope you have proof.
