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If I am here to help others, what exactly are the others here for?

Back to life…back to Reali-ty

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Reali should score on the curve

I demand my 10% senior point allowance

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I am not repetitive or redundant

Everyone has a right to be stupid. I just abuse the privilege.

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Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas

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When push comes to shove
I usually get shoved

Every book is a children’s book if the kid can read.

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