You get what you settle for
Private sign, do not read
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better
My Mom thinks I’m at the library every day during this show
Now is NOT a good time to annoy me
Every show is the dawn of a new error
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong
The internet is now closed. Please log off
Sit back and enjoy the chaos
I should have worn a helmet in Little League







