D.J.’s mix it up
Never get in a spitting contest with a llama
Never turn your back on a charging turtle
In my family tree; I am the sap
What do you use to get floss out of your teeth?
“Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa”
- George Steinbrenner
If money can’t buy you happiness I guess you’ll have to rent it
I can handle pain until it hurts
Live teddy bears are the best
I’m more like the Professor than the Skipper
