When a clock is hungry it goes back 4 seconds
Never do card tricks for your poker buddies
Tony is someone who always sees the right side of your problem
Tony keeps complaining that I never listen to him…or something like that
Tony and I always compromise. Admit I’m wrong and he agrees with me.
You’re never too old to learn something stupid
Worrying works. 90% of the things I worry about never happen
With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine
How do you draw a blank?
Make somebody happy, mind your own business
