I can’t get enough minimalism.
Silence is golden; duct tape is silver.
Broken guitar for sale. No strings attached.
Being young is a flaw that diminishes daily
Wicked chickens lay deviled eggs
If you can’t be kind, at least be vague
I have a stomach virus, ‘Alimentary’ says Sherlock Holmes
In a bar. Is it fall forward and spring back?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
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