Sometimes I don’t even understand me
OSHA Mandate: recall all mute buttons
I’ve said it a million times. I do not exaggerate.
Some mistakes are to much fun too make only once
It’s wrong to ever split an infinitive
I have a keen sense of rumor
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes totally disappears
Avoid parking tickets by leaving your wipers turned on high
At my age, the Happy Hour is a nap
