To write with a broken pencil is pointless
A plateau is a high form of flattery
The older I get, the better I was
When in doubt, do what I do, mumble
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Who copyrighted the copyright system?
If you put “the” and “IRS” together, it spells “theirs”
Poets have been curiously silent about cheese
In case of emergency, speak in cliches
Bad breath is better than no breath at all
