Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupid
I’m perfect unless you count my losses on this show
PowerPoint presentations have rendered me useless
Most shows: 1,570
Most wins: 358
Most mutes: 9,873
Worst winning percentage: 22.8
If you can’t do something right, do it yourself
Fishing is addictive, you can get hooked
I’m board, and hanging by a thread
My failures are only exceeded by my mistakes
I can resuscitate backwards all 28 numbers of the alphabet
I would score more points if I understood the questions
