They say the truth will set you free. But I just keep getting muted.
Everyone in life has a purpose, even if it’s to serve as a bad example
The Great Woodini
Bob Ryan writes his columns on an etch-a-sketch
My life has been influenced more by play-doh than Plato
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of “smart”?
It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame
I just finished a 2-week diet. All I lost was 14 days.
I only make up stats when I don’t have the facts
Never at a loss for words. A coherent argument is another story.







