Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now
Top 10 reasons to procrastinate
1. 2. 3. (I’ll tell you later)
I knew so little, but knew it so fluently
They gave me the keys to the city, then they changed the locks
“The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they are real”
- Abraham Lincoln
Double negatives are not a no-no
You had me at bacon
Sometimes I mispell on perpose
Spelling is difficuolt chalenging HARD
I was not informed that the bird is the word
