I just wish my mouth had a backspace key
I’ve got what it takes, but nobody wants it
The dead batteries were given out free of charge
I wouldn’t do volunteer work if they paid me.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
Growing old is mandatory; Growing up is sad.
Buses travel faster when you’re outside running after them
If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts
I hope life isn’t a joke because I don’t get it
If you don’t believe in love at first sight, should I walk by again?
