I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you
I’m so great I’m jealous of myself
Ask me how I tolerate stupid questions
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
I don’t bring anything to the table but dinner
At the end of the day…I go to sleep
This chalkboard is 100% organic
Any way we can speed this up?
A new type of broom came out. It’s sweeping the nation.
Stop staring at me when I’m invisible!
