A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. And so did daddy.
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year
Ship your gifts today so they can be lost by Christmas
How can a person draw a blank?
If you want something that’ll last forever, take out a mortgage!
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Why can’t chestnuts be roasted on a closed fire?
Chocolate covered cherries are the pits
