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All true wisdom is found on this board

So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been

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Yes I want guacamole! (I know it’s extra)

I prefer Fat Tuesday over Super Tuesday

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WARNING: mouth operates faster than brain

Somedays you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.

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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool

Now that I know all the answers, nobody ask me any questions

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If you don’t believe me, I made it up

Beggars can’t be choosers, but they can win this show!

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