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If you want something that’ll last forever, take out a mortgage!

What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses.

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Why can’t chestnuts be roasted on a closed fire?

Chocolate covered cherries are the pits

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I want a ginger bread condo

Our holiday fruitcakes have no expiration!

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We do not accept returns but we reject yours with a smile

DR. FILL –>

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DR. AHS –>

Where are my peeps when I need them?

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