If you want something that’ll last forever, take out a mortgage!
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate clauses.
Why can’t chestnuts be roasted on a closed fire?
Chocolate covered cherries are the pits
I want a ginger bread condo
Our holiday fruitcakes have no expiration!
We do not accept returns but we reject yours with a smile
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Where are my peeps when I need them?







