All true wisdom is found on this board
So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been
Yes I want guacamole! (I know it’s extra)
I prefer Fat Tuesday over Super Tuesday
WARNING: mouth operates faster than brain
Somedays you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you.
An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool
Now that I know all the answers, nobody ask me any questions
If you don’t believe me, I made it up
Beggars can’t be choosers, but they can win this show!







